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1 Week Ago 05:51 PM
Mr. Smartypants See my pants! See what I did there?
1 Week Ago 06:10 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Ronny the Nonny View Post
That rack is mine, Nonny. All mine!

I'm just saving up enough for my bus ticket to Philadelphia and it's motorboat city!
Jokes on you Nonny, she doesn't live in Philadelphia.
1 Week Ago 04:33 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
There is no "fucking" picture. Guin is the original forty-year-old virgin, not Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian is a fat pig.

GUINNIE IS RIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Week Ago 04:10 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PICTURE ASSHOLE!!!!!!
There is no "fucking" picture. Guin is the original forty-year-old virgin, not Kim Kardashian.
1 Week Ago 03:54 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Guin sneak bragging bout her large rack:
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...62&postcount=1
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PICTURE ASSHOLE!!!!!!
1 Week Ago 03:27 AM
Ronny the Nonny That rack is mine, Nonny. All mine!

I'm just saving up enough for my bus ticket to Philadelphia and it's motorboat city!
2 Weeks Ago 05:17 AM
Nonny Guin sneak bragging bout her large rack:
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...62&postcount=1
4 Weeks Ago 08:55 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Read any of the threads in CS about the various Hollywood sex scandals, and then you will know that ObeseOlives is the REAL victim, and all of the Johhny-cum-lately's are just trying to steal her thunder.
I was abused as a puppy. I do not appreciate you minimizing my pain, Nonny.
4 Weeks Ago 05:56 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
In the interest of Fighting Ignorance, I feel it is my solemn duty to inform any Nonnies who might not be aware that OlivesSpice, a morbidly obese Social Justice Amazon Warrior Princess was ABUSED, and ABUSED real, real bad.

Oh, Lord, was she ever ABUSED. The ABUSE was savage and unnatural. This was the kind of ABUSE that ABUSERS are sent to prison for.

Let us never forget her unspeakable ABUSE. We are all CO-ABUSERS if we fail to acknowledge and decry her ABUSE.

ABUSE is wrong.
Read any of the threads in CS about the various Hollywood sex scandals, and then you will know that ObeseOlives is the REAL victim, and all of the Johhny-cum-lately's are just trying to steal her thunder.
4 Weeks Ago 05:18 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Ronny the Nonny View Post
Delete your life.
Slowly, the percocets will do it.
4 Weeks Ago 03:52 AM
Ronny the Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Delete your account.
Delete your life.
4 Weeks Ago 03:51 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Some actual snark for a change. Worthless halfwit attention whore Idle Thoughts decides to start a thread bragging that he's high up on Percocet and likes being a worthless pillhead. The fun starts when Khampelf {yes, that Khampelf} gets preachy about drug abuse, and then he and SmartAleq get into a slap fight about who's a big fat meany.
Holy shit. It's the fucking apocalypse. Dumb Aleq actually made a lick of sense.
4 Weeks Ago 03:41 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Nonny, is your gaping assie-whole and wrecktumm still lacerated, torn and bleeding since your cherished Toledo Teadance with Mr. Panache45?

Malt liquor and hot molasses enemas are your best bet, but sometime fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice can also help.

Godspeed, Nonny!!!
Delete your account.
4 Weeks Ago 01:29 AM
Nonny What are you people, hooked on phonics?

Too many words.

Fuck off.
4 Weeks Ago 12:19 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Some actual snark for a change. Worthless halfwit attention whore Idle Thoughts decides to start a thread bragging that he's high up on Percocet and likes being a worthless pillhead. The fun starts when Khampelf {yes, that Khampelf} gets preachy about drug abuse, and then he and SmartAleq get into a slap fight about who's a big fat meany.
Nonny, is your gaping assie-whole and wrecktumm still lacerated, torn and bleeding since your cherished Toledo Teadance with Mr. Panache45?

Malt liquor and hot molasses enemas are your best bet, but sometime fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice can also help.

Godspeed, Nonny!!!
4 Weeks Ago 10:33 PM
Nonny Some actual snark for a change. Worthless halfwit attention whore Idle Thoughts decides to start a thread bragging that he's high up on Percocet and likes being a worthless pillhead. The fun starts when Khampelf {yes, that Khampelf} gets preachy about drug abuse, and then he and SmartAleq get into a slap fight about who's a big fat meany.
4 Weeks Ago 07:27 PM
Nonny femmejean, have you had any success finding a "male, with beautiful brown eyes" who will indulge you desire to eat his feces yet?

There is a gentlenon here called snarkalicious why will actually PAY YOU to eat his shit, although candidly he doesn't have beautiful brown eyes, and in fact looks like that obese retard Rosie O'Donnell after a 3 week long vodka and Hometown Buffet bender.

Bon Appetit, fag!
11-06-2017 01:44 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
A few dozen more times should do it.
I'm still waiting because my mom says the clothespin can't come of my weener.

Is it bad?
11-06-2017 12:02 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
That's all very nice, Nonny, but how may times do I have to remind you that you're supposed to be sitting on the goddam toilet?
A few dozen more times should do it.
11-04-2017 05:23 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
I sit down whenever I have to make stool and make water, because my mom doesn't like a mess in the bathroom or my pants.
That's all very nice, Nonny, but how may times do I have to remind you that you're supposed to be sitting on the goddam toilet?
11-03-2017 11:12 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Hey, nonnies, I was thinking about you guys earlier today when I SHIT MAH PANTS!!
I sit down whenever I have to make stool and make water, because my mom doesn't like a mess in the bathroom or my pants.
11-03-2017 10:57 PM
Nonny Hey, nonnies, I was thinking about you guys earlier today when I SHIT MAH PANTS!!
11-02-2017 08:30 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
No dumbass. We already knew it. You are fucking slow rise dough, ain't you.
That's what I said, you dumb black okie.
11-02-2017 07:28 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
OK, so now we know that deranged morons are also on the pedophile board.

Glad to have that bit of information.

Regards,

JeffJet J PeterPuffer
No dumbass. We already knew it. You are fucking slow rise dough, ain't you.
11-01-2017 07:35 PM
Nonny OK, so now we know that deranged morons are also on the pedophile board.

Glad to have that bit of information.

Regards,

JeffJet J PeterPuffer
11-01-2017 07:25 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Dumbaleq, the pussygirl whisperer!!
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=620
I am deeply offended that DumbAleq is equating being a woman with being differently-abled and I am going to retreat to my safe space now.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DimbAleq
Oh, and using "females" as a substitute for "women" is offensive because it uses physical gender to describe what is, after all, an entire person with many facets other than anatomy. It's a synecdoche, and is annoying in the same way that calling someone "disabled" rather than a "person with a disability" is annoying.
11-01-2017 06:40 PM
Nonny Dumbaleq, the pussygirl whisperer!!
http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=620
10-25-2017 02:58 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Which one of you tards is Pissymist?

https://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=45012
LOL@Burpy being out of the box and this guy being in.
10-24-2017 09:42 PM
Nonny
Ok, fess up

Which one of you tards is Pissymist?

https://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=45012
10-24-2017 09:16 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
INdeed!
Don't you think you and your little ass-clown pal deserve to be executed?

Do you think many people would say that non-fatal torture would be more fair?

I'm OK with either option.
10-24-2017 03:53 PM
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10-19-2017 07:18 PM
Nonny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
This is actually a Gweeb Post du Last Year. But LOL anyway.

Guinny Pig, Go get laid somewhere, somehow, possible, maybe, perhaps there's a blind, deaf and dumb albeit horny copy of Mr Rik willing to brave the stank to get your fat ass off. Perhaps if you ran around naked with a handful of feathers stuffed up your ass you could attract C2H50H's attention. He likes dumb animals and you certainly qualify.

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=233
INdeed!
10-19-2017 05:55 PM
Nonny This is actually a Gweeb Post du Last Year. But LOL anyway.

Guinny Pig, Go get laid somewhere, somehow, possible, maybe, perhaps there's a blind, deaf and dumb albeit horny copy of Mr Rik willing to brave the stank to get your fat ass off. Perhaps if you ran around naked with a handful of feathers stuffed up your ass you could attract C2H50H's attention. He likes dumb animals and you certainly qualify.

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=233
10-17-2017 03:50 AM
Nonny http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...33&postcount=2

LOL. Post moar.
09-16-2017 10:06 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
you're a Gweeb lover, and that means you should be sterilized before your defective genes can propagate.
Technically that applies to everyone that's ever posted in this thread.
09-16-2017 12:43 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Is it Donovan, or is it Rick Writer?
Is it Jizzlebin, or is it Memorex?
09-15-2017 07:23 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
How can you fuck the wind?
Can you taste a rainbow?
that is the nature of Jango
Is it Donovan, or is it Rick Writer?
09-15-2017 12:38 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
You bitch. I can take a goddamned watermelon, cram it up in your huge, baggy snapper, then take a mallet and play Gallagher.

Then I'll fuck the wound.
How can you fuck the wind?
Can you taste a rainbow?
that is the nature of Jango
09-15-2017 05:51 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Now you say another word and I swear to god, I will dice you into a million little pieces.
Conan O'Brien skit in the making:

Is it Chacogay?

Or is it Steopgan?

No one knows.

Get back to snarking, you faggots.
09-15-2017 03:43 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Now you say another word and I swear to god, I will dice you into a million little pieces.
You couldn't smell my shit, you little fairy.
09-15-2017 03:28 AM
Nonny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
You bitch. I can take a goddamned watermelon, cram it up in your huge, baggy snapper, then take a mallet and play Gallagher.

Then I'll fuck the wound.
Now you say another word and I swear to god, I will dice you into a million little pieces.
09-15-2017 02:37 AM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
The snackpit is just exy fighting with jizzy now. The drunk vs the mentally ill.
You bitch. I can take a goddamned watermelon, cram it up in your huge, baggy snapper, then take a mallet and play Gallagher.

Then I'll fuck the wound.
09-15-2017 02:31 AM
Nonny The snackpit is just exy fighting with jizzy now. The drunk vs the mentally ill.
09-14-2017 11:23 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
What are you fucking high? It's the fucking snackpit.

Nobody gives a shit except you, concerned Nonny.

If ChacoSteophan were here he'd probably tell you to shut up, but nobody here is as much a pussy except you and your fat fucking mouth.

Shut up.
Jazzlebin is imtimidated by huge pussies.
09-14-2017 10:32 PM
Nonny You dog-fucking little pussy.
09-14-2017 10:16 PM
Nonny
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Originally Posted by Nonny View Post
Who are you talking to, Jizzlebin? Your past few posts here are making even less sense than you usually do. It's like you're replying here to posts you're reading on the Gweeb, without linking to what you're reading so we can't tell what you're on about.
What are you fucking high? It's the fucking snackpit.

Nobody gives a shit except you, concerned Nonny.

If ChacoSteophan were here he'd probably tell you to shut up, but nobody here is as much a pussy except you and your fat fucking mouth.

Shut up.
09-14-2017 09:53 PM
Nonny Who are you talking to, Jizzlebin? Your past few posts here are making even less sense than you usually do. It's like you're replying here to posts you're reading on the Gweeb, without linking to what you're reading so we can't tell what you're on about.
09-14-2017 09:51 PM
Nonny I'm starting to think Guinnie could probably be violated with pleasure.

Note: [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20475988&postcount=51]"she"[/url just thinks that vomiting up bacon sandwiches after, apparently, drinking too much is unpleasant.

I want to bird-feed her some food and show her she's wrong, and also that you aren't obliged to puke when you drink.

But it's a bonus.
09-14-2017 02:47 AM
Nonny You know how some people are nigger lovers, and fans of alternative lifestyles?

Well you're a Gweeb lover, and that means you should be sterilized before your defective genes can propagate.
09-14-2017 01:58 AM
Nonny Sorry, Jizzle, still not making sense.
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