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Nonny 03-08-2013 03:21 AM

Pathetic Gweeb Posts du Jour
 
Why not? There's certainly more than enough to go around.

Nonny 03-08-2013 03:25 AM

For a long time I thought Kid V was a sock or a troll. He had just enough sass and edginess to be liked by few and feared by many lest you get on his bad side. As of late his mangina has been in full view for all to see. What a fucking retard loser.

http://s1157.beta.photobucket.com/us...09fa0.jpg.html

Hurr durrfday to me my retarded brother made a song for me and now I will photograph my sugar present in front of my monitor logged on to the board!

Nonny 03-08-2013 10:17 AM

I would join in but reading the gweeb makes my soul sad.

Old Gweeber Nonny 03-08-2013 12:45 PM

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU PUNKS!

Nonny 03-08-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125345)
Why not? There's certainly more than enough to go around.

Asked and answered. Modes, please close this thread.

Nonny 03-08-2013 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125346)
For a long time I thought Kid V was a sock or a troll. He had just enough sass and edginess to be liked by few and feared by many lest you get on his bad side. As of late his mangina has been in full view for all to see. What a fucking retard loser.

http://s1157.beta.photobucket.com/us...09fa0.jpg.html

Hurr durrfday to me my retarded brother made a song for me and now I will photograph my sugar present in front of my monitor logged on to the board!

U R Gayer than that bear

Big Gay Nonny 03-08-2013 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125362)
U R Gayer than that bear

Why yes I am! Thanks for noticing!

Nonny 03-09-2013 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Gay Nonny (Post 125367)
Why yes I am! Thanks for noticing!

No me

~Not Plinks gay brother

Nonny 03-09-2013 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125383)
No me

~Not Plinks gay brother

All of Plink's brothers are gay. IPSO FACTO GAYO

Nonny 03-09-2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125412)
All of Plink's brothers are gay. IPSO FACTO GAYO

Ha! Nonny has been caught by your clever logic trap.

Nonny 03-10-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125421)
Ha! Nonny has been caught by your clever logic trap.

Plink can ask his brother to borrow the Bo Peep costume for Smelly Pigs.

Nonny 03-10-2013 11:11 PM

Poononny: Hey Rigsy, How 'bout you let me borrow that cutesy wootsey Lamb Costume? I want to play a little prank on my Bromance partner.
Rigsy: My oh my, I will ignore the opportunity for snarking on your fatass. But, I understand why Plink calls you a fatass fairy all the time. If you would really want to borrow it, then you can. Not sure it will fit you, but OK. And please have it dry-cleaned before you return it. I don't really like the smell of flatulence mixed with OldSpice and crusty semen spots on my Halloween costume. Not that anyone does, mind you.
Poononny: You got a deal!

Nonny 03-10-2013 11:16 PM

Is this where AnudderCunter enters white knighting?

Nonny 03-11-2013 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125498)
Is this where AnudderCunter enters white knighting?

wot is UnderCunner

Nonny 03-11-2013 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125497)
Poononny: Hey Rigsy, How 'bout you let me borrow that cutesy wootsey Lamb Costume? I want to play a little prank on my Bromance partner.
Rigsy: My oh my, I will ignore the opportunity for snarking on your fatass. But, I understand why Plink calls you a fatass fairy all the time. If you would really want to borrow it, then you can. Not sure it will fit you, but OK. And please have it dry-cleaned before you return it. I don't really like the smell of flatulence mixed with OldSpice and crusty semen spots on my Halloween costume. Not that anyone does, mind you.
Poononny: You got a deal!

Well done, and possibly true.

Nonny 03-12-2013 03:04 AM

depends
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blind Mellow Bob Saget
Man, that alls seems too bulging and pregnant with anticipation and expectation, unreal. What, do you hang out or work for an unrealistic and improbable casino?

Vecause that seems pretty regular for a night gambling, if not fortutitous. most peoples brush with realism and gambling is smokey and unrealistic and altered and much less cynical than it should be.

What I don;t get are the priveleged who support the casino and statebourne monopolies, but rail against internet Cafes.

Can someone translate this?

Nonny 03-12-2013 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125704)
Can someone translate this?

No. Looks boring.

Nonny 03-12-2013 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125706)
No. Looks boring.

I am going to rob Sucka of her big money sos I can buy a tank and some guns and do away with Blind Mellow Smelly, Jaledumb, and Timbipsycho.

Nonny 03-12-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125704)
Can someone translate this?

Sorry, I can translate Retard but I am not conversant in Bat Fuck Crazy. Maybe Jaledin can do it.

Nonny 03-12-2013 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125704)
Can someone translate this?

人,承滴盘似乎太鼓鼓的,怀孕的预期和期望,虚幻的。什么,你挂了,或者不现实和不可 能的赌场吗?

因为,一晚赌博似乎很规律,如果不幸运。大多数人刷现实主义和赌博是烟熏和不切实际的 改变和比它应该是愤世嫉俗的要少得多。

我得到的是享有特权的人支持的赌场和国家传播的垄断,但对网吧的铁路。

Nonny 03-12-2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125782)
Sorry, I can translate Retard but I am not conversant in Bat Fuck Crazy. Maybe Jaledin can do it.

I was actually wondering if BMJ is a Jaledin sock.

Nonny 03-12-2013 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125788)
人,承滴盘似乎太鼓鼓的,怀孕的预期和期望,虚幻的。什么,你挂了,或者不现实和不可 能的赌场吗?

因为,一晚赌博似乎很规律,如果不幸运。大多数人刷现实主义和赌博是烟熏和不切实际的 改变和比它应该是愤世嫉俗的要少得多。

我得到的是享有特权的人支持的赌场和国家传播的垄断,但对网吧的铁路。

, Alls seems too bulging, expectations and aspirations of the pregnancy, illusory. What, you hung up, or unrealistic and impossible casinos?

, The night gambling seems very law, if not lucky. Most people brush realism and gambling is smoked and impractical to change than it should be cynical to be much less.

I got privileged people support the spread of casinos and the state monopoly, the but cafes railway.

Nonny 03-12-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125855)
the but cafes railway.

Typical nonny stuff, then.

GayNonny 03-12-2013 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125901)
Typical nonny stuff, then.

I love butt cafés!

Nonny 03-12-2013 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GayNonny (Post 125926)
I love butt cafés!

Good for you, you little turd tickler.

Nonny 03-13-2013 01:16 AM

Can someone blow that place up please? Between the bufftabby whining and the jali stupidity morphed into HAI JALI IS THE BESTEST OK crap the women are just as awful as the guys there. It's a sad day when Kens posts about Opal are the only things worth reading.

AND YES BUFFTABBY BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NOT EVERYONE LICKS YOUR LITTLE WHINY ANUS ALL DAY LONG YOU ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH.

Nonny 03-13-2013 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125963)
Can someone blow that place up please? Between the bufftabby whining and the jali stupidity morphed into HAI JALI IS THE BESTEST OK crap the women are just as awful as the guys there. It's a sad day when Kens posts about Opal are the only things worth reading.

AND YES BUFFTABBY BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NOT EVERYONE LICKS YOUR LITTLE WHINY ANUS ALL DAY LONG YOU ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH.

wat?

Psychopath Nonny 03-13-2013 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125963)
Can someone blow that place up please?

IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE JUST NEED THAT STALKER NONNY FAGGOT TO HOOK A BROTHER UP WITH GIRAFFE'S ADDRESS AND IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS FOR ALL THE WOLVES

Nonny 03-13-2013 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychopath Nonny (Post 125989)
IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE JUST NEED THAT STALKER NONNY FAGGOT TO HOOK A BROTHER UP WITH GIRAFFE'S ADDRESS AND IT WILL BE CHRISTMAS FOR ALL THE WOLVES

Aside from the fact he likes jali and plays favorites, Giraffe is one of the more tolerable people there. I concur, the females are just as awful as the males.

Nonny 03-13-2013 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125987)
wat?

She's here. I can smell her little bisexual gaping game playing taint. HI BUFFTABBY!

Nonny 03-13-2013 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125963)
Can someone blow that place up please? Between the bufftabby whining and the jali stupidity morphed into HAI JALI IS THE BESTEST OK crap the women are just as awful as the guys there. It's a sad day when Kens posts about Opal are the only things worth reading.

AND YES BUFFTABBY BELIEVE IT OR NOT, NOT EVERYONE LICKS YOUR LITTLE WHINY ANUS ALL DAY LONG YOU ATTENTION SEEKING BITCH.

This

Nonny 03-13-2013 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125782)
Sorry, I can translate Retard but I am not conversant in Bat Fuck Crazy. Maybe Jaledin can do it.

I tried in 17, buttbreath. Ask Salamiho -- she specializes in retard.

Nonny 03-13-2013 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 126062)
I tried in 17, buttbreath. Ask Salamiho -- she specializes in retard.

Where'd that Birate go anyways? Either detox or she's knocked up again. Maybe she's having Eurys Velveeta baby spread on burned toast washed down with 10 milkshakes.

Pyschopath Nonny 03-13-2013 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 125996)
Aside from the fact he likes jali and plays favorites, Giraffe is one of the more tolerable people there. I concur, the females are just as awful as the males.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BUT TO KILL A SNAKE YOU CUT OFF ITS HEAD AND MASTURBATE ON THE CORPSE THAT LAST PART IS IMPORTANT

Nonny 03-14-2013 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyschopath Nonny (Post 126185)
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BUT TO KILL A SNAKE YOU CUT OFF ITS HEAD AND MASTURBATE ON THE CORPSE THAT LAST PART IS IMPORTANT

OK THANKS THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW OK NOTED

Nonny 03-14-2013 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyschopath Nonny (Post 126185)
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BUT TO KILL A SNAKE YOU CUT OFF ITS HEAD AND MASTURBATE ON THE CORPSE THAT LAST PART IS IMPORTANT

I can totally imagine Rigsby or Chacogay getting into that on a river ride.

Nonny 03-17-2013 03:52 PM

Hey homie acting innocently:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=685430

Nonny 03-17-2013 05:16 PM

i tried it on a "fresh" computer and it didnt' work

Nonny 03-17-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 126588)

Someone report Haj and Glazer so they can get warnings and FOBTGweebland.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDMB FAQ
Drugs that are illegal in the US: You may discuss the effects of drugs, but not where to obtain them. Limited discussion of past use of drugs is OK, but discussion of current use is not. Please include a disclaimer that the drug is illegal in the US.


Nonny 03-17-2013 05:28 PM

Last night is "past use".

Nonny 03-17-2013 06:10 PM

seems pretty current, to me.

Maybe they should update the FAQ, if they aren't going to follow it anymore.

Nonny 03-17-2013 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DumbAleq (Post 125356)
UNLESS YOU GOT A WORKING MOWER AND SOME POT, GET OFF MY LAWN YOU PUNKS!

FTFY

Allan Nonny 03-17-2013 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 126603)
Last night is "past use".

Exactly.

Nonny 03-17-2013 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 126602)
Someone report Haj and Glazer so they can get warnings and FOBTGweebland.

Pot smoking losers.

Nonny 03-27-2013 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DumbAleq (Post 125356)
*golf clap*
Of course, this is a perfect time to point out that I get a bit over 30mpg out of Agnes while travelling at 85mph on the freeway on long trips. And I paid $800 for her. I think, overall, that I win!

Great! An incompetent, lazy, obnoxious, stoner driving 85mph in a piece of shit car. Just what the world needs.

Nonny 03-27-2013 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 127224)
Great! An incompetent, lazy, obnoxious, stoner driving 85mph in a piece of shit car. Just what the world needs.

Ironically, her lawnmower gets 0 MPG, that has to average out, so, maybe she doesn't win.

Nonny 03-27-2013 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 127228)
Ironically, her lawnmower gets 0 MPG, that has to average out, so, maybe she doesn't win.

That's not how math works, FX.

Nonny 03-27-2013 01:28 PM

Gweeb has a Tokyobayer. Find their dulcet writings.

Nonny 03-27-2013 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonny (Post 127248)
That's not how math works, FX.

IT DOES IN THE SNACKWORLD. SO SHUT UP AND GO AWAY EINSTEIN.

Nonny 03-27-2013 04:46 PM

I thought this thread was about pathetic gweeb posts. For example, being such a shut-in crazy cat lady that your cat takes a shit on a jigsaw puzzle on your dining room table and it takes you long enough to recognize that room is "smelling a bit catty" that the table is ruined.


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