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  #101  
Old 06-19-2017
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For authenticity, do they rubb their gunts with rotting Limburger cheese, to replicate Guin's unique, piquant odour?
In September each year, The Swedes make a pot of Ovaltine, then stick in a short block of tofu, and place it covered in a closet until the BigDay.
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Old 06-19-2017
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Nave is so repulsive that I want to put a bag over her head and
FUCK
FTFY!
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  #103  
Old 06-19-2017
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That pic was photoshopped. Here is the original one.

http://imgur.com/cMpu2
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  #104  
Old 06-19-2017
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In Seville, everyone knows that Nava goes down better than a Budget Player Cadet MyLittlePorny.

Gah!
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  #105  
Old 06-20-2017
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Anyone know how they say "horseshit" in Spain?
Eees called "caca de los caballos"
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  #106  
Old 06-20-2017
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Th cat is dead in Casa deRik
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  #107  
Old 06-21-2017
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It has been over a year. Has Mister Prik deep-dicked his wife, anon?
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  #108  
Old 06-21-2017
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Why would he get rid of the only young pussy in the house?
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  #109  
Old 06-21-2017
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Th cat is dead in Casa deRik
We are really slipping. That would have been some great snark. How far does he live from Alabammy? Maybe he can get a job at the RetEd Animal Shelter.
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Old 06-21-2017
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We are really slipping. That would have been some great snark. How far does he live from Alabammy? Maybe he can get a job at the RetEd Animal Shelter.
Mr Rik is discriminating, and refuses to settle for less than optimal working conditions.

Will he be allowed to peruse his beloved "Barely Legal" porn collection on his breaks?

What kind of malt liquor does the RetEd shelter serve on tap?
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  #111  
Old 06-22-2017
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I'm such a high nonny. Who wants to hear special things?
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  #112  
Old 06-23-2017
Nonny
 
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Has anyone here ever ponied up the $$$ and treated themselves to one of Guin's celebrated "Gentleman's Circus Shows"?

If so, does she offer so-called "backdoor access"" or engage in hiding the lollipop?

Does she offer souvenirs, like soiled implements or encrusted panties?
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  #113  
Old 06-23-2017
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Has anyone here ever ponied up the $$$ and treated themselves to one of Guin's celebrated "Gentleman's Circus Shows"?

If so, does she offer so-called "backdoor access"" or engage in hiding the lollipop?

Does she offer souvenirs, like soiled implements or encrusted panties?
I don't know about Guin, but I understand that Kitten Boeing offers all of the above in a special package the he calls the Combo Platter.

At an incredibly low $6.95, it's one of the most affordable live shows currently available, but Miller, the obese, "bisexual" SDMB moderator is still slowly going broke, $6.95 at a time.
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  #114  
Old 06-23-2017
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GUIN does the following:
-ping pong ball show
-pink ribbon show
-marble show
-shooting dart show
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  #115  
Old 06-25-2017
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Doubtless inspired and emboldened by the recent liberal trend of allowing people to claim membership and privileges of any group they claim affinity with, Bosda is now self-identifying as a "Scientific Jiggaboo", much like the Big Bucks that can be seen on various PBS programs acting as educated authorities on various social and technical topics, and is paying homage to their typical style by wearing bow ties and wire-rimmed eyeglasses, and peppering his speech as much as possible with the largest, most obscure (to him) words in his limited vocabulary, like "precipitation", "artificial", "paramour" and "devotee".
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  #116  
Old 06-26-2017
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It has been over a year. Has Mister Prik deep-dicked his wife, anon?
No one knows?
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  #117  
Old 07-01-2017
Dan Rather Nonny
 
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An urgent update for all my Nonny Homeboyz.

Mr Rik's wife stole a Safeway's gift card and used it to get blackout, bedd-wetting drunk while Rik was away (I suppose probably visiting with his gorgeous 19 year-old cousin who he fantasizes about cornholing while he rubbs hissef raww at night instead of fucking his alcoholic senior-citizen wife) and she ended up in the hospital, where upon discharge she promptly repeated the behavior and landed back in the hospital, and is now in a rehab center where she can spend time on meditation and self-reflection, and practice not soiling herself.

Her taste for malt liquor is truly inspirational, and in fact just reading about it has worked me up a powerful thirst.
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  #118  
Old 07-01-2017
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The malt liquor is dribbling down my chin, just like sweet Guin's lady gravy dribbles down her legs when she is performing one of her celebrated, legendary Shoogar Ramos shows, complete with erotic talking in Espanol.

"O, si, si. Muy Grande!"
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  #119  
Old 07-01-2017
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El mucho grande burrito poor favor
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  #120  
Old 07-05-2017
Nonny
 
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femmejean, you won't be able to hide for much longer.

Spokane is essentially but a small town, and my corps of detectives are legion, and well versed in all of the vile perversions you love so dearly, and the seedy subterranean locales where they are celebrated in.

Get your affairs in order, and say a prayer for mercy upon your depraved soul.

Blood will out.

Justice will be served.

A Terrible vengeance will be mine.

Love, Nonny
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  #121  
Old 07-05-2017
Enabling Nonny
 
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The malt liquor is ice-cold, refreshing and crisp.

How I wish Mrs. Rik was here to indulge with me.
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  #122  
Old 07-06-2017
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The malt liquor is ice-cold, refreshing and crisp.

How I wish Mrs. Rik was here to indulge with me.
You gonna fuck her? Watch out! She is a "man-trap".
Look what she's done to her latest victim, MisterIck.
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