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  #401  
Old 10-07-2017
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I think you're looking for this, you tard. I don't know if it's his current account, though. The picture has got to be 15 years old, at least.
The insult would have been much more effective if I had included the fucking link.

https://www.facebook.com/jack.calatayud.9
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  #402  
Old 10-07-2017
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The insult would have been much more effective if I had included the fucking link.

https://www.facebook.com/jack.calatayud.9
I hope the aids from your gay sex kills you last.
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  #403  
Old 10-07-2017
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I hope the aids from your gay sex kills you last.
The aides help to have penetrative gay sex with others, but they usually avert their eyes during the festivities; also, they wear gloves and don't come into contact with any of my bodily fluids. While they are paid for by the state, I don't think that they have any urge to kill me, in any succession.
Why would you think or hope for that?
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  #404  
Old 10-08-2017
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Fuck you. Link is a rickroll.
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  #405  
Old 10-08-2017
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Fuck you. Link is a rickroll.
No, that was a Jack-Roll.
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  #406  
Old 10-08-2017
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Fuck you. Link is a rickroll.
Try this one instead: https://www.facebook.com/jack.calatayud.9
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  #407  
Old 10-09-2017
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Please tell me you didn't fap to that.
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  #408  
Old 10-09-2017
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Please tell me you didn't fap to that.
Ronny faps to everything. You wouldn't want him to lie about it, would you?
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  #409  
Old 10-09-2017
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Ronny faps to everything. You wouldn't want him to lie about it, would you?
I'm not lying about Guinnie's pussies.
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  #410  
Old 10-09-2017
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Ronny faps to everything. You wouldn't want him to lie about it, would you?
Excuse me, but I draw the line at fapping at my relatives. That's disgusting.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go download some Ukrainian scat porn.
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  #411  
Old 10-09-2017
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It looks like Heroin Jack's baby mama wasn't super-happy about Jack taking his daughter to spend Christmas with Opal.

https://www.facebook.com/jack.calata...14162970534329
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  #412  
Old 10-09-2017
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At least he's taking his twelve-year old daughter to see a live Pink show. I sure would.

Privilege of being part Indian.
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  #413  
Old 10-09-2017
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Using his daughter as cover to scout out jailbait. Classy.
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  #414  
Old 10-09-2017
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It looks like Heroin Jack's baby mama wasn't super-happy about Jack taking his daughter to spend Christmas with Opal.

https://www.facebook.com/jack.calata...14162970534329
I'm a gonna bet that a Mrs. Heroin Jack had a lot more problems with him than just his dalliance with Opal . . . even if he did kill her.
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  #415  
Old 10-09-2017
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I'm just wondering if you can get Chacogay or someone like that to visit Cherokee Jack's facebook page while they're logged in.

It could be the start of a funny prank.
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  #416  
Old 10-10-2017
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I'm just wondering if you can get Chacogay or someone like that to visit Cherokee Jack's facebook page while they're logged in.

It could be the start of a funny prank.
Not really.

Chacogay is only interested in dog related fucking.
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  #417  
Old 10-10-2017
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Not really.

Chacogay is only interested in dog related fucking.
No, he's interested in talking about firearms as well as sexual deviances, animal abuse, and survivalist lifestyles.

I'm just saying, it might make for pretty interesting reading if something were to happen to Cherokee Jack.
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  #418  
Old 10-10-2017
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No, he's interested in talking about firearms as well as sexual deviances, animal abuse, and survivalist lifestyles.

I'm just saying, it might make for pretty interesting reading if something were to happen to Cherokee Jack.
🎵Gypsies, tramps and thieves ♫♪
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  #419  
Old 10-13-2017
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Ronny faps to everything. . . .
To Steve Bannon?
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  #420  
Old 10-13-2017
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To Steve Bannon?
To Beta Chan!

Drinks all around!
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  #421  
Old 10-13-2017
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To Steve Bannon?
Especially to Steve Bannon.
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  #422  
Old 10-13-2017
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Especially to Steve Bannon.
To Pat Buchanan?
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  #423  
Old 10-14-2017
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To Pat Buchanan?
Yes.
And Michael Landon.
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  #424  
Old 10-14-2017
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Yes.
And Michael Landon.
To his dead body?
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  #425  
Old 10-14-2017
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To his dead body?
He was a savage, sexy teenage wolf-man, and the furry perverts probably wouldn't care about a little necro-love.
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  #426  
Old 10-14-2017
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To Beta Chan!

Drinks all around!
Dude, you had post #420!
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  #427  
Old 10-14-2017
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Dude, you had post #420!
You fucking hippie, you are dead.
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  #428  
Old 10-15-2017
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To Pat Buchanan?
No way. Even Ronny has some limits.
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  #429  
Old 10-18-2017
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You fucking hippie, you are dead.
Dude, you had post #427! That's 7 more than 420!
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  #430  
Old 10-18-2017
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Dude, you had post #427! That's 7 more than 420!
You just like it when men pound their fists together.
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  #431  
Old 10-18-2017
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You just like it when men pound their fists together.
RetardED bumps fists with...
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  #432  
Old 10-18-2017
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RetardED bumps fists with...
Her own face, if there is any justice in the world.
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  #433  
Old 10-18-2017
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Diosa fat bumps with...
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  #434  
Old 10-18-2017
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Diosa fat bumps with...
Your mom.
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  #435  
Old 10-18-2017
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Your mom.
punditlegal's "female-shaped hips."
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  #436  
Old 10-18-2017
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guys guys wer'e forgeting the impotrant message here is that OPAL CAT IS STILL DEAD
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  #437  
Old 10-18-2017
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guys guys wer'e forgeting the impotrant message here is that OPAL CAT IS STILL DEAD
And Heroin Jack killed her!
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  #438  
Old 10-18-2017
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And Heroin Jack killed her!
I love Heroin Jack!
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  #439  
Old 10-19-2017
Nonny
 
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I love Heroin Jack!
Yes, Opalcat, we know.
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  #440  
Old 12-05-2017
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Just ten days until Opalmas!
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  #441  
Old 12-07-2017
Nonny
 
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On the First Day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
A syringe full of amphetamines
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  #442  
Old 12-07-2017
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On the First Day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
A syringe full of amphetamines
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines
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  #443  
Old 12-07-2017
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Just ten days until Opalmas!
Already? How time flies.

This year, as a special treat, I'll be sharing the holy grail of Opalology, recovered from the dark, seldom-visited, nether reaches of the internet.
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  #444  
Old 12-08-2017
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On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines
On the third day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
Three dioleted posts
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines
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  #445  
Old 12-09-2017
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I thought it took a lot of class for BobLibDem to ask disgraced Jew Al "FingerBopp" Franken over to his home for a traditional Hanukkah HooDooo showe where Sen. Franken was offered the chance to give Bob's 14 year-old daughter an ice-cold Manischewitz & Mountain Dew enema while listening to Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay" and eating bacon cheeseburgers on unleavened buns...
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  #446  
Old 12-09-2017
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You're starting to worry me, Enema Nonny.
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  #447  
Old 12-09-2017
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On the third day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
Three dioleted posts
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines
On the fourth day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
Four Fathom toadies
Three dioleted posts
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines.
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  #448  
Old 12-09-2017
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On the fifth day of Opalmas
My true love gave to me
Five Rit-a-lin!
Four Fathom toadies
Three dioleted posts
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines.
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  #449  
Old 12-09-2017
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On the sixth day of Opalmas my true love gave to me
Six tasty buckeyes
Five Rit-a-lin!
Four Fathom toadies
Three dioleted posts
Two message boards
and a syringe full of amphetamines.
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  #450  
Old 12-09-2017
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Lovely parody song, but the last line is throwing the meter off. I suggest poetically abbreviating it: " And a s'ringe full of amphetamines."
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